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- WORLD, Page 34SOVIET UNIONSaved by the Bottle
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- Mikhail Gorbachev drinks alcohol only on rare ceremonial
- occasions. When he toasts friends and dignitaries, it is nearly
- always with fruit juice. After he came to power, he curtailed
- vodka production to save his country from alcoholism. Ironically,
- that may have been the vice that saved him.
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- Former Vice President Gennadi Yanayev and then Prime Minister
- Valentin Pavlov were deep into the toasts at a party at Pavlov's
- dacha when they were suddenly summoned to the Kremlin to take
- part in the coup. Pavlov, who turned up semi-coherent at one
- meeting of the plotters, was eventually hospitalized for
- "hypertension," sometimes a euphemism for imbibing too much
- distilled potato spirit. After the putsch fizzled, Yanayev was
- found unconscious on his office floor among empty vodka bottles.
- Said Kuranty, a radical daily: "We could have had a government by
- drunks."
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- That would not have been an unfamiliar situation for the
- Soviet Union. Gorbachev has been the nation's most abstemious
- leader. Stalin was a hard drinker, and Khrushchev was known for
- making hasty decisions under the influence of alcohol. Brezhnev
- and his entourage loved nothing better than raising glasses and
- toasting "Na zdorovye [to your health]." As vodka once fueled
- communist rule, so it has hastened its downfall. The American
- poet John Ciardi, who died in 1986, wrote prophetically about
- vodka:
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- . . . Only a Russian can take
- it straight, and only after long
- conditioning, and just see what
- seems to be coming of that!
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